I've never watched Tim Burton's 'Batman' before, but it was on Instant Netflix, so I decided to try it. I like the new films, but I'm not a raving fan, so I thought my critique might be interesting. Hm. *presses play*

.....Open with the stupidest tourist in the world, followed by red-eyed muggers. Does Batman really have nothing better to do than go after muggers? ....and he didn't even get their money back!

Harvey Dent is Lando Calrissian. Jack as...himself? Cue the sexist reporter! Cue Kim...and her prom dress. Sixteen minutes into the movie and we've seen a few seconds of Batman, but no Bruce Wayne. I like that the benefit is for a party and not for, ya know, starving children or medical aide. /)_- Alfred drops a hint big enough to squash Kim's dress ruffles.

"Shoot to kill. Know what I mean?"

How could anyone possibly NOT know what he means?! xDDD

Michael Keaton is soooo short and has crazy eyebrows. xD I love Kim and all, but...Gah. Her hair. I would have preferred fingerwaves throughout the entire movie for her. She has so much hair and it's crimped. *cuts at and makes it look not so frizzy* And ew, she's clingy. Super clingy.

Yeah, okay, that was dumb.